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Winning caption: Jeff
"When a scarf isn't enough to combat herpes, some like to try karate.
Then again, some like to try nothing and just spread it all over the MSU campus
and then not tell anyone that they have it. Then they give a false number and
you try to call, but it's the number to some deli in Okemos and then you never
hear from them again. But you have that daily reminder sitting there on your
upper lip. When will it be there? When will it go away? Anyway, I'm
sorry, Aimie, I should've given you my real number."Second place: Tim
"What the FUCK, Gino?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Honorable mention: Aimie
This Michigan State Dodgeball cheerleader prepares for the final winning cheer,
where all 50 cheerleaders -- complete with red ninja mask, a black belt wrapped
on each leg, and red MSU sweatshirt -- will bombard the losing team with
insanely spaztastic body convulsions, windmill arms, and lots and lots of air
kicks.
Worst caption: Andy Graves
"AHHHHHH!!! The Michigan Ninja clan is attacking... again."
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Winning caption: Tim
Here's Victor "tapping the keg." You see, it's funny because...
I forgot the rest of that one. Help me out.
Worst caption: Louie
<In a trucker voice> "Hey, Bridgette, come here and gimme some lovin'."
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