"I wish I knew how to quit you!"
[Simple, yet effective. Nice work, Beier.]Second place:
Aaron Stone
[Jasons thoughts as Matt rambles on about a sweet deal he got a a pair
of jeans] In your eyes, the light the heat. Your eyes, I am complete. Your eyes,
I can see the doorway, your eyes, to a thousand churches...
Third place: Tim Kipp
Matt: I thought you were in New York?
Jason: Nope got kicked out.
Matt: How did you get kicked out?
Jason: Dicks
Matt: Dicks?
Jason: Yep, Dicks...
brian
Come on dude. I was thinkin we could go do something dirty! Why are you
looking at me like that?
Big Ish
"I don't care how much you like their British accents, she gave me the
drippy dick and I suggest you stay away.."
HARRY
"YOU JACKED OFF IN WHAT???"
Chris
You gonna keep sweet talking me , or ya gonna fuck me already?
t&g
Soo big boy. What r u doin after the party? I wus thinkin bout u and me
finishin a couple of daquiries back at my place but if u want we could go to urs...
[Internet speak is awesome because you don't have to remember how to spell
big words like "are", "you", and "yours"!]
Brad
guy in white: that cups not the biggest thing ur holding
Guy in gray: I kno it aint
Brad
BRAD SHENK SHIT HIMSELF
[Hey, you got your name on the internet! Congratulations, douchebag!
Now whenever a future employer Googles your name, they'll find "BRAD SHENK SHIT
HIMSELF" on this stupid website! Awesome!]
Rice
So she said the only way she would sleep with me is if you were
involved...and I said you would be.
Joshua
"dude we gotta go now.......i just sharted and we have to leave
immediatly." " i'm not fooling around."
Ashlee King
"You know...after a few more of these drinks, you may begin to look
good!"
CHOAD
Hey Kipp and J, do you know how I know you're gay?
Helen Chester
Are you going to blink first or me.
Paddy R
Oh my god man i just menstrated all over this cup.
[Paddy, I think you have issues, my friend. Coming from me, I think
that means a lot.]
PLZZ
WOULD u Like To See Broke Back Mounted Again
[WOULD u Like To Stop Capitalizing Every Word In Your Sentences, You Dumb
Fuck?]
Dominick
Do you like when I fondle your balls big boy!?
Tim Kipp
In low voices so no one can hear:
Jason: Who the fuck invited a Brit over here?
Matt: I have no clue but I know I didnt.
Jason: Damnit everyone knows I hate those English Fuckers.
Matt: Yea.....
DENISE
YA PISSED IN MY BEER AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?
Adrienne
Did you just pee in my drink?
Louis
Matt: british flag girl is down for the 2-1
Other Guy: Giggity Giggity gooo
grimis
Cup guy: Dude! You know she's a dude right?
other guy: yeah! and british. score!
The worst caption was submitted by: Greg
Guy in gray: who woulda thought those chicks were lesbos
Guy in white: They are!!!YES
[Try harder next time, man. Zero points for creativity, zero points for
style, minus ten points for using the word "lesbos". Grow up. They
like to be called rugmunchers.] | 
