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	Winning caption: Jeff and Ish Jeff's: "Lord, I now have the sacrifice you demanded I bring! Please let me have a taste of your sweet nectar! I am ready and waiting!" With that Gino opened his mouth and closed his eyes. As luck would have it, the sprinkler systems turned on at that exact moment and Gino was so excited that his "lord" had responded to his sacrifice that he dropped to his knees from an earth shattering orgasm. (Although a little damp from the sprinklers, Byron was able to escape unharmed...physically). Ish's: Gino: "You got any Visine? " Byron: "Nope." Gino & Byron: "DAMN IT!!!" Jon's: See, even demons of the night have bad race relations (note the red eye). The rest of the captions Ish submitted (in a time span of about 5 minutes, the whole time being wasted): "A reenactment of Rosemary's Baby, the black version." Gino: "You better scream too or I'll punch you in the face!" Byron: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Production note: Neither person had control of the volume of their voice. Bryon: "I LIKE YOUR WATCH!" Gino: "THANK YOU! YOUR SHAVED HEAD IS SO NICE!" Just hit him, Gino, Byron's been pissin' me off. Who cares about this picture, show those girls boobs from the sightings page. Ish, from a distance: "Yeah, Gino, I'm drunk and I'm gonna send you ten captions!" Gino: "How come we're the only ones in the stands?" Bryon: "Maybe because of the devilish look in our eyes." Gino: "Yeah, could be... How 'bout this watch though? Pretty sweet, huh?" Worst caption: Victor "WHITE POWER!"

	Winning caption: Dan C. The campus of MSU was in disbelief at what they witnessed when the camera crew of Riverdance Gone Wild broke on to the tailgate. "Watch as these sexy little boys drink themselves into an alcoholic stupor and Riverdance the afternoon away! Later on the fun goes back to the bedroom where these tight young boys bare it all in a sachet frenzy. Send three extremely easy installments of $19.95 to Ginocide.com and witness the mambo madness in your living room!" Second place: Jon Kipp "How happy am I, you ask?" replied Jason, "Why, I'm so happy I could dance!" Then, before you knew it, everyone around him joined Mr. Riverdance here and tailgating went to hell. Jason This is how Gay-Gay boy does his fancy jig. "Take my pitcha!" Evan Jason notices the GAYTV camera crew and immediately begins performing for his fans. Worst caption: Louie and Victor Louie's: "After this little number, you want to follow me to my basement for birthday cake and puppies?" Victor's: Cameraman: "HA HA! This camera is really a gun." Shaltz: "HA HA! My dick smells like pizza." Gino: "FUCK YEAH!" Victor: "GINO, dammit, you're always hungry for pizza and other Italian bullshit!"

	Winning caption: Rice Louie proclaimed, "You can try, but no one has ever been able to fit the two of us in a picture before!" He then unhinged his jaw and swallowed Diane whole. Second place: Aaron Stone It was a joyous occasion when the Anderson Brothers decided to have a child together. Although really strange, they were very excited to be making this type of commitment to each other. Oh wait look, here comes the head! What a happy family! Another one of Aaron's: In order to accomplish a long time dream of his, a two-one with the Andersons, Jeff finally came up with the perfect disguise. Worst caption: Louie After a long night of drinking, the anderson boy's hunger set in. After coxing Diane into thinking this was a a simple ordinary picture. She was wrong, Diane never pissed anywhere because she was never seen again.

	Winning caption: Rice In order to sanctify their blessed union at the end of the ceremony in Vermont, Aaron and Matthew drink from the juice of a thousand men out of the sacred rainbow straws. What a lovely couple! Worst caption: Aaron Stone "Hey, Matt, the only person I know that sucks more than this is Gino!"

	Winning caption: Rice Stone announced to the group, "Okay everyone let's see your sex face!" Everyone did their best except for Gino who thought he said, "Let's have a sex race!" Gino began bolting towards the ocean stripping off his clothes as he went. He finally leapt into the salty brine completely naked and screamed, "I am the winner of the sex race!" Of course, at this time, he was all alone. Everyone else had gone into the bar. Gino slowly put his clothes back on his soaking wet body and went for a slice of pizza. Second place: Louie Random Girl: "He's SO TINY!" Gino: "My secret is out, daaaaaang it." Stone: "Troy's looking pretty good tonight, I hope he likes my skin tight muscle shirt." Troy: "Stone is looking at me weird... Gino's tiny." Third place: Tim Aaron is thinking, "I'm not with them." Worst caption: Aaron Stone (What I was thinking to myself) "Damn, I have seen some sweaty, greasy, fat and ugly Italians before but this is by far definitely not one. Man I could go for some pizza right now.

	Winning caption: Tim Kipp In the background you can hear the scratches from the DJ as he skips from one one-hit wonder to another. First you hear, "You can dance if you want to... You can leave your pants behind... But if your friends have pants and if they have pants, well, they're no friends of mine..." Then a pause. The man looks up at the DJ with a smile, both knowing what is to be the next hot "jam". The man instantly rejoices in dance. "It's rainin' men... Hallelujah, it's rainin' men!" Jon "Killer boots, man!" Jason "Auto-Bots, TRANSFORM!" JigglyBalls After Don "Douche Bag" Willis lost in the 1978 Disco Championships, he forever holds a grudge against Stinkfinger Mcgavin. What everyone is thinking when they look at this picture (submitted by Jeff Rice): "Why is no one watching this guy around him? I mean, seriously...not one person noticed drunk, pant-less guy sweating his ass off dancing. By the way, hello, Ms. Pink Shirt." Worst caption: Aaron Stone Gino's first time on spring break, but he had no clue that it was going to be this good!

	Winning caption: Tim Kipp Jason: "Man, Lil Jon wasn't kidding when he said skeet skeet skeet, but I do have a couple questions: Why a piano bar? Why now?" The two most coincidentally similar captions: Jason A baby started crying at the bar so Jason began to lactate immediately. Tom looked on in awe as his Levis pitched a tent. Jeff "Oh shit, am I lactating again?" Worst caption: Louie I heard you get drunker by drinking through osmosis. (By the way, when did Tom turn 12?)

	Winning caption: Stone You know, that is not entirely correct, Nicole. The bill must first be passed my a majority vote in Congress before the President can elect to make it a law or veto it all together. Worst caption: Louie Hey it's ok, its just like a 12-year-old.

	Winning caption: Ish Ish: "Troy, what are you looking at?" Troy: "Uh, Jump Roping World Championships." Ish: "Troy, you're clearly looking up porn again." Troy: "Look for yourself." Ish: "I'll be damned... Double Dutch." Second place: Rice When Troy surfs the internet he's got two things on his mind: beer and zebra porn. Third place: Jon Jon: "Hey, Troy, what's up?" Troy: "Not much, just checking the internet to see if there are any Beer Official openings at work... No luck yet..." Caption I read and then immediately lowered and shook my head at: Tom's Not My President. Get it!?! I came up with that myself. Oh man I'm good. Worst caption: Louie Next on Discovery Channel... A fucking idiot, in its natural habitat - which happens to be a drunken stupor.

	Winning caption: Rice Little Johnny looked up at his Uncle DeJames and proclaimed, "And you thought eating this fried food was bad for you! I still remember the time you made me wash your shorts after you pissed yourself, you fat fuck." Second place: Jason (not Shaltz) As a child, Gino aspired to be the first pre-pubescent slasher movie serial killer. Unfortunately, his dreams were shattered at the tender age of 7 when the greasy wop's He-Man underoos could no longer hide his massive thatch of pubes... Best caption-that's-not-really-a-caption: Tim Kipp This picture is hilarious... What makes it even more funny is if you were standing there, like the guy on the cell phone, hearing the conversation between the father and fucked-up son asking one another what they want to eat. I mean he has a Jason mask and knives for crying out loud... I bet the kid is using a spooky voice when he tells his dad what he wants... Worst caption: Louie "Hey, Daddy, you want me to show you what they taught me in prison?"
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